California a restaurant by using unclean tableware, leading to more than 200 people diarrhea vomiting, only a 15 years old girl from China that's ok, not only without any uncomfortable feeling, is also actively involved in rescue patients, in an interview with the girl, said: "poison milk powder, Sudan red, gutter oil are to die me, that you calculate a fart ah, I live in China for 15 years, that there is resistance!"
A military officer always put tall soliders in the first row. One day, his superior asked him why. The officer replied, "Because I used to sell fruits for living."
不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
有一天 菌类和橙子吵架了 菌类说:你去死吧 然后橙子就死了 知道为什么吗?
因为君要臣死臣不得不死
这个笑话真冷。