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大家好 我给大家讲一个故事。 在从前的从前，
有一只小鸟扎巢在一片玉米田的旁边，
每天都会经过这片玉米田去找食的，
但是很不幸，
这天，
这片玉米发生了火宅，
把这片玉米都烧了变成爆米花了，
而小鸟像往常一样从这里飞过，
以为是下雪了，
于是就冷死了...

Greetings everyone, I will tell you all a story. Once upon a time,
a little bird made a nest near a corn field,
every day it passes the corn field on its way to find food,
but unfortunately, one day the cornfield caught on fire.
all of the corn was burnt and turned into popcorn,
and when the little bird passed through the field,
it thought that snow had fallen, and it froze to death.

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大哥这个笑话真冷~
Hi everyone, I'm telling you a joke.
Long long ago, a little bird nested beside a stretch of corn field.
Everyday, he would fly over this corn field to forage.
Unfortunately, the corn field was on fire one day,
and all the corns bursted into popcorns.
On sight of the dazzlingly white popcorns while flying over the corn field as usual,
the poor little bird thought it was snowing,
hense he froze to death...

Hello,everybody.I'll tell you a story. Long long ago,there lived a little bird.Every day it looked for
some food through the cornfield.But unfortunately the cornfield caught a fire one day. All the corn was burnt.Most of them has been turned into popcorn.When the little bird flew through the cornfield as usual,it thought that it had snowed.and it froze to death.

Hello, everybody I tell you a story. In the front of the former, there is a bird in a cornfield next to the bar nest every day through this cornfield to find food, but unfortunately, this day, this piece of corn a house on fire in this piece of corn burned become popcorn, and the birds like to

Hello my fellows.It is my honuer to give you a story.Long long ago ,
There was a bird lived in a nest beside a field which was full of corn.
Everyday the bird would feed himself when through this field.
But unfortunatly ,
in this day,
this field was caught on fire.
and the corn turned into the popcorn.
But the bird flew through the field as uaual.
Considering it had snowed .
Finally he was dead becouse of cold.