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The shirtCyril Prout was a very vain man and spent a great deal of time looking at himself in the mirror. He even went to the barber✀s shop every week to have his hair dyed. Although he was nearly fifty, he didn✀t want people to know his age, so he did not want to have any grey hair. He also spent most of his money on clothes. He always wore the latest fashions, and bought his clothes from the most expensive shops. Cyril believed that every woman thought he was handsome. He did not have any women friends but he had an explanation for this. "Women think they will have too much competition," he told himself. "They do not want to risk losing me. That✀s why they will not go out with me." But then something happened that even Cyril could not explain. One day he bought a new shirt from a high-fashion men✀s shop. It was very expensive and made of brightly colored material. It was the kind of shirt Cyril loved. When he got home and took it out of the box, he found a note pinned to it. The note said, " Please write to me and send me a photograph of yourself." The note was signed "Marilyn Armstrong" and there was an address to write to. Cyril immediately wrote to Marilyn, telling her all about himself. Then he put a photograph of himself in the envelope--a very old one--and send it off. A week passed and then he received a reply. He oppened it quickly, hoping there would be a photograph of a beautiful woman inside and that she would agree to meet him. However, although the letter was from Marilyn Armstrong, it was very disappointing to Cyril. "Dear Cyril," he read. "Thank you for writing to me. I work in the factory that made the shirt you bought. Everyone here just wanted to find out what kind of fool would buy such an awful shirt."