跪求英语高手翻译下面这个冷笑话

After the death of a great scientist in heaven playing hidden cat, arresting people turn to Einstein he count to 100 open their eyes, seeing everyone hid, only Newton also stood there.
Einstein said: "Newton, I hold you. "
Newton: "no, you didn't catch Newton. "
Albert Einstein: "you're not the Newton who you are"
Newton: "what do you think I was at the foot"
Einstein looking down seeing Newton stood in one aspect is on one meter square floor tile, perplexed.
Newton: "I this is a square at the foot of the square, I stood in the above is Newton/square meter, you are handling the HR. "
HR so sad 不好请见谅，就这水平了

A group of great scientists died in heaven's turn to play hide Einstein catch a person, he count to 100 open your eyes and see all hide, only Newton also stand in there.

Einstein walked past say: "Newton, I caught you."

Newton: "no, you haven't caught the Newton."

Einstein: "you not Newton who you are"

Newton: "you see my feet is what"

Einstein bowed and see standing on a piece of the long Newton is one meter square the tile floor of, don't understand.

Newton: "my feet, and this is a square meters square, I stood in the above is Newton/square metre, you caught is PASCAL."

PASCAL good sad...
哈哈 ~~~~~

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A group of scientists after the death of the great playing hide-and-seek in heaven, turn Einstein arrests, he opened his eyes and count to 100, to see all hidden, only he was still standing there.

Einstein walked over and said:" Newtonian, I got you. "

Newtonian : "no, you did not catch the newtonian. "

Einstein:" you are not a Newtonian who you are"

Newtonian:" you see what my feet"

Einstein looked down to see Newtonian stood on a length and width is one meter square floor brick, puzzled.

Newtonian:" my feet is one square meter of the box, I stand in above is n / m, you hold is Pascal. "

Pascal was very sad ...

弄翻译机就行了啊