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Narrator: once upon a time, there was a man called avanti, when he was young, he be very stupid, very poor, and confuse bananas and cucumber. He can only rely on to others when the servant to support himself, therefore, he learned to flatter others, say not orphean dot, that is afraid of promotion. But one day,...
Scene1: garden work
Fairy (from the over-the-counter turn several circle turn to avanti, stood before smile way) : you call any lift?
Avanti: yes, (see the woman wearing the avanti is very good, thought it was master of friend, very respect, hunched over and then began to flatter her) girl long so beautiful, must be fairy
Fairy: (hearing flatter very happy) I was supposed to enjoy flower, but you look so sincere (say to avanti lovely blinked eyes several times) I decided to help you make a wish. No matter what wishes can
Narrator: to help himself to hear a fanti realizing desires immediately and happy rise, a thought of his stupid head feel matchless self-abased, hence, he headed for the beautiful fairy said
Avanti: I wish I could be smarter
Fairy: (slightly wrinkled his eyebrows, but then smiled and thoughtful said) as long as you put these ate, there is no problem.
Narrator: say that finish, fairy left a drag. (fairy beautiful spin off, avanty chairswill unfastened the audience, facing the fairy the thing left a one eat, eat after) you guess to get him to eat what? And, he ate
Avanti: (avanty this time the funny turned, and do the actions) shandong apple (built mei shelves pose), northeast of panax ginseng (danyang shelves pose), fujian lychee (Johnny shelves pose), sichuan luzhou old cellar (xiao tang shelves pose), and xinjiang grapes (me)

Narrator: from now on, avanty become unusual clever. The emperor, all oppressed people, but people dare not say emperor ill, who say, who will be taken. Avanti not afraid, he rode a small donkey, wherever he goes, there he said the emperor's back. This thing to the emperor knew, they sent for any lift to find.

Scene 2: palace
The emperor said: any lift to hear people say you are clever, I want to test you. If you can't answer my question, I'll kill you!
Avanti (after listening to confidently say) : your majesty, you take an examination of.
Minister (hurriedly to your majesty says) : your majesty, for this kind of or unruly, I'm still questioned by me, lest he's tired out your body
The emperor (hand) : correct
Secretary turned to face the avanti: sky how many stars
Avanti replied: "the stars in the sky and majesty's beard as much.
Minister: "so majesty's beard how much?"
Avanti thought a moment in one hand, grabbed his head small donkey tail, skill by emperor chin, said: "your majesty's beard and the tail wool as much. If you don't believe, you can count.
Narrator: emperor after listening to very angry
Emperor: bearer, the avanti tied to pull out eluded!!!!!!
(but avanty wasn't scared, he still roar with laughter.
Minister: (feel strange) avanti, why dying still smile
Fanti said: I already know yourself today will be dead. I not only know which day die, also know your majesty which day die?
The emperor (got a fright) : really?
Avanti: of course is true.
The emperor (quickly ask: quick say, quick say, which day I die?
Fanti said: you later than me dead day. I died today, tomorrow you are going to die.
The emperor (listen to the word, avanty shook with fear and hurriedly shouts) : quick put avanty put, fast avanty put. Avanti ah, he never o death, he a dead, I will die the next day.
Minister: your majesty, I suggest you give him some jewelry aicken, lest he had better, so in the future, you can live longer
Narrator: emperor really gave avanty many many treasures, avanty put these treasures to poor people